Secrets of Seattle Winter

“Ahhh,” I sighed with content, staring outside my office window. The sky was already completely dark, with the only lights coming from storefronts, street lamps and cars buzzing by. I told myself that I must have been so laser focused that I lost track of time and that it must be eight pm or later.

Clearly, this revealed a dedicated work ethic, which would surely reflect well in my upcoming performance review. I’ll start celebrating my impending promotion now, by staying up tonight for no reason, eating fried chicken and binge-watching TV shows I don’t even really like. Then I’ll sleep in and come to the office late tomorrow.